simple aphorisms

agameofsextips:

I just read a fic that described semen as “silver rain” and I don’t know what my life is anymore

New Candids of Kristen & her friends at a restaurant in LA last night - May 20, 2013 (x)

Am I totally delusional in thinking that all the rumors are completely off base, based on the photos of her?

(Source: kristenforthewin)

New Candids of Kristen & her friend Suzie driving around LA today - May 20, 2013 (x)

(Source: kristenforthewin)